Oh, wait, you mean LinkedIn isn't a social network for chain play enthusiasts?
Quite a while ago I created a LinkedIn account for client screening and vetting, but I never put any work into my profile. Google, however, decided that my LinkedIn profile was the center of my universe, and tops the search results when searching for Saccharine Purr. Even though I updated my profile and added a custom URL, Google hasn't reindexed me yet. Bad Google! Hopefully this post will tickle Google into submission!